Category Archives: Policy Proposals

Well once again the main parties are stealing our election proposals. Today Ed Moribund has declared that they would reduce University Tuition fees to much media acclaim. I didn’t notice the same amount of acclaim when we announced in our … Continue reading →

We propose to cancel stamp duty…….stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn’t have to pay duty on them. Besides leap years, there needs to be hop, skip, and jump years (thanks to Brassdancer) Parliament will be relocated to Wormwood Scrubs, … Continue reading →

We can confirm that the Loony party was not notified of the E.U budget demand of £1.7bn before George Osborne or David Cameron. Also in the news the BBC in keeping with their policy of not important news coverage will … Continue reading →

The Loony Party being strong advocates of equal pay agree that the women workers of Asda should have equal pay with the men. We have it on good authority that George Osborne also agrees with this, and to save needless … Continue reading →

The Loony Party being strong advocates of equal pay agree that the women workers of Asda should have equal pay with the men. We have it on good authority that George Osborne also agrees with this, and to save needless … Continue reading →

It is proposed that all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any Political Party during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.