The Offical Monster Raving Loony Party

Since September the present Government, like many before them, have been making polices before changing their minds & appointing people unsuitable for roles before sacking them within weeks. In short, they have just been winging it.
It is with great flair on the outside of the political pitch that we delightfully announce the appointment of a new Loony Minister who will be responsible for “Winging It”. This was an accidental appointment by 43.6% of voters on Twitter, undertaken in a true democratic process via a poll’
We welcome Lord Pat Nevin, ‘Minister of Winging It’ to the loonyverse!

Some good news, as many of you will know, over the years we have had some great results and a good following in Gloucester.
By way of ‘Dancing Ken Hanks’ and ‘St George Rideon’. Both very sadly passed on now, RIP my friends. However we now have a new member and candidate who wants to represent us in Gloucester in their memory.
Lord Benjamine Baker, yes a real ‘Lord’ wants to be our Chairman for the Gloucestershire area, and stand in any local and Parliamentary elections that come his way.
Lets all make him very welcome!
The Howling Laud.

Party Conference was held in Coalville Leicestershire 22-25 Sept 22
The venue was the famous Victoria Music Rooms in Whitwick Road. We were the first ever political party  invited to hold their conference in ‘The House Of Commons’, for this establishment is owned by a certain Mr John Commons, ha ha!!

I booked into Coalville on Thurs 15th just to make sure all went well and as usual it did. The wander around town letting all know what, and where it was happening is always good fun. Plus meeting up with the media. I spent 3 days with Chris Hills and Edna from JAMedia.uk, doing a news documentary.

Also Alex Zoboli of ‘Cesura’ productions came all the way from Italy, he is doing a documentary and a book on World Politics, and his company insisted that we be included, he was in attendance for the whole duration. I felt proud of the Party, and the recognition that we have achieved.

During the convention we were entertained by some great bands, ‘Morderstein’ – ‘Audiorage’, and ‘Gripper and the Gonads’ on Friday. Saturday saw our usual dance around town with the ‘The Black Pig Morris Side’, one hell of a spectacle and the town loved us.

Then back to base for our annual Cabinet Reshuffle, of course in a bedroom cabinet, why do you ask? Followed by the Leaders Speech, then on with show. Guest of honour Matthew Fisher the Tiswas Bunny, remember him. He sang Bright Eyes, and we set a new world record of Kazoo players backing him.

We also set the the record for the first organsiation/crowd etc to play God save the King on a kazoo. 41 kazoo’s  to be precise. Another World record set by the Loony Party

With more great music to follow from ‘Murder of the Crows’ followed by ‘Cocked and Loaded’, all held together by the resident compere ‘Mr Bad Axe Bad Axe’, so good we named him twice.

A special thanks to John Commons, Dave and the Vic team for accommodating us. And even more of an applause for all our members and local peoples for joining in and thoroughly enjoyed themselves.

When are you coming back was the last cry I heard. Nice to know we are welcome again.
Just a short note of notoriety – We Were The First Political Party To Hold A Conference In The Reign Of King Charles III.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Loony Party Leader.

Visit our Twitter account to help Lord Pat Nevin decide his OFFICIAL Loony Ministry by Sunday 2^nd October and you may win a special Loony Prize!

The ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’, would like to add their sincere condolences for the loss of our Dear Queen Elizabeth. – God bless Great Britain.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope Loony Party Leader

We feel very proud and privileged to have been given permission to hold our 38th annual conference in ‘The House of Commons’
The first time ever that such a venue has been made available. ‘The House of Commons’ being the famous music venue in Coalville, The Victoria Inn. Which by sheer coincidence is owed by a certain – John Commons.
The event takes place Thur 22 Fri 23 Sat 24th September.
Candidates and members arriving Thurs for a weekend of fun and merriment, Fri and Sat all day, lots of shenanigans and music, with our world famous Cabinet Reshuffle taking place Sat afternoon. Event open to all, come and see, or even join, a party that knows how to party. If not already familiarised, wear a silly hat at least, or dress as you see fit.
A film company from Warner Bros will be in attendance, along with local TV crews and other media outlets. So come on down, or come on up, from wherever you are, in this wonderful land of ours!
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Loony Party Leader.
Tel 07946292557 mob
(I shall be in situ at The Vic as from Thurs 15th for 10 days, if any of you want to make a week of it, some usually do)

We feel very proud and privileged to have been given permission to hold our 38th annual conference in ‘The House of Commons’
The first time ever that such a venue has been made available. ‘The House of Commons’ being the famous music venue in Coalville, The Victoria Inn. Which by sheer coincidence is owed by a certain – John Commons.
The event takes place Thur 22 Fri 23 Sat 24th September.
Candidates and members arriving Thurs for a weekend of fun and merriment, Fri and Sat all day, lots of shenanigans and music, with our world famous Cabinet Reshuffle taking place Sat afternoon. Event open to all, come and see, or even join, a party that knows how to party. If not already familiarised, wear a silly hat at least, or dress as you see fit.
A film company from Warner Bros will be in attendance, along with local TV crews and other media outlets. So come on down, or come on up, from wherever you are, in this wonderful land of ours!
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Loony Party Leader.
Tel 07946292557 mob
(I shall be in situ at The Vic as from Thurs 15th for 10 days, if any of you want to make a week of it, some usually do)

In order to help with the Energy crisis we propose
1. We will get rid of the Energy Price Cap and replace it with a Top Hat (This will also help our Millenery Industry)
2. We will get rid of all Standing Charges. (We are quite capable of sitting down and freezing to death)
3. All the hot air spoken in Parliament will be redirected to the Gas Distribution Networks.
RU Seerius

Chinners