Category Archives: Elections

The Iconic Arty Pole in Louth & Horncastle – 1,044 Earl Elvis of Outwell in South West Norfolk –  836 Barmy Lord Brockman in Mid Worcestershire – 638 Citizen Mark Lawrence in Chelmsford – 580 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope in North … Continue reading →

The Iconic Arty Pole in Louth & Horncastle – 1,044 Earl Elvis of Outwell in South West Norfolk –  836 Barmy Lord Brockman in Mid Worcestershire – 638 Citizen Mark Lawrence in Chelmsford – 580 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope in North … Continue reading →

There was only three loonies at the Kenilworth & Southam count, my Election Agent Gary “Bratwurst’ Sweetman, Pete ‘Bunny’ Warren and myself. We were of course the highlight of the show and incumbent Jeremy Wright the former Attorney General and … Continue reading →

All the other parties are making final election promises. Promises that they will undoubtedly be unable to keep.The Loony’s have our very own last ditch Manicfesto commitment before you decide to cast your vote tomorrow. . . We will replace … Continue reading →

George Ridgeon is our sitting candidate in Cheltenham. He became a loony after seeing Screaming Lord Sutch in 1963 during his failed Stratford on Avon election. He started racing motorcycles and joined the fire brigade on Friday 13th December 1968. … Continue reading →

The campaign trail was set alight last Saturday when and the rest of his Loony team were touring the Constituency in their battlebus and towing their trailer. Pictured  are L-R   Lucan The Big Cigar, Jimmy Duke of Earl, Baron Von … Continue reading →

I, Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope, live in Fleet, N E Hants, so yes, in your constituency. I have been the leader of this party for the last 20 years, currently Britains longest serving party leader. We are the party that’s … Continue reading →

This will be the sixth General Election in which I have stood as candidate in Sittingbourne & Sheppey, which is more than any of the other candidates and hence consider myself to be the “Father of the General Election”. As … Continue reading →

It’s election time, so once again it’s time to remind the voters that a vote for the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party, is no longer seen as a wasted vote as ‘The Only Wasted vote is one that isn’t used’ … Continue reading →

Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green is standing for Kenilworth & Southam and is looking for a comfy seat in ‘The House’. “If I get more that 499 votes I promise to run through the streets of the constituency naked.” If I … Continue reading →