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Mad Mike in Sittingbourne & Sheppey
This will be the sixth General Election in which I have stood as candidate in Sittingbourne & Sheppey, which is more than any of the other candidates and hence consider myself to be the “Father of the General Election”. As … Continue reading
Blunderbuss in Kenilworth & Southam
Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green is standing for Kenilworth & Southam and is looking for a comfy seat in ‘The House’. “If I get more that 499 votes I promise to run through the streets of the constituency naked.” If I … Continue reading
Mid Beds Minx
This is the third time The Mid Beds Minx has contested the Mid Beds seat. She is rather concerned, as people seemed to be taking her seriously as she goes around the campaign trail. The Minx’s main aim, as in … Continue reading
The Iconic Art Pole
What Ho! The Iconic Arty-Pole is the elected chairman of his local council and is standing for Louth and Horncastle for the third time. Seen here with protector of dodo’s Baron Von Thunderclap (Mid Sussex) and a zombie formerly known … Continue reading
Alliance of Insanity
Lord Buckethead is representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party in the 2019 General Election, he will be standing against the current PM Boris Johnson in Uxbridge & South Ruislip. The Lord Buckethead is the arch villain in the Gremloids … Continue reading
Loony question for the Eggheads
Question came up on Eggheads this week “Which of these three candidates stood against Theresa May in the 2017 General Election at Maidenhead”. The three options were Lord Buckethead, Mr Fish Finger and Baron Badger. The Eggheads struggled but eventually … Continue reading
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Our Loony Party Candidates
Citizen Skwith – Brighton Pavilion The Raving Mr P – Peterborough George Ridgeon – Cheltenham The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth/Horncastle Nick Blunderbuss – Kenilworth/Southam Mark Beech – Aldridge/Brownhills Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne/Sheppey Howling Laud Hope – North East … Continue reading
General Election
On your marks, get set, ready, here we go. A general election has been called for Thursday 12th December 2019. Your party expects, ‘if you can’, to be a candidate, in your own constituency. You must bear in mind though, … Continue reading
36th Monster Raving Loony Party roundup – Conference 2019
Another Belter in Belper, we returned to the venue of our very successful 2018 conference, and were welcomed with open arms by the town, and ‘The George and Dragon’. Once again Craig and his staff did us proud. I arrived … Continue reading
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Conference time – countdown
Friday. Gareth Icke – the son of David, Live from Chicago via London, the world famous, Mr Joe Jammer -it’s his birthday, Gripper & the Gurnards, and Badaxe – Britain’s most banned act! Saturday. Meet 12 noon for town walkabout, … Continue reading
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